Hi! i'm 18 years old, and my friends told me that i'm very kind, but... who knows?, maybe i'm lying, and I am a creepy 45 years old man who lives in Russia or someshit(?), that´s why kids you should not trust people on internet, but whatever, that´s up to you...
ok... i'm a really funny person if you get to know me, obviously .
I like to travel a lot, you know, discovering new places and stuff. I had lived in Italy and Spain, really nice places.





Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

I’m not sorry

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if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

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i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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